The Lonely Island

The Lonely Island - Jack Sparrow lyrics

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Jack Sparrow by The Lonely Island featuring Michael Bolton, Music Lyrics and Video

Jack Sparrow is a song by American comedy hip-hop group The Lonely Island, featuring additional guest vocals by ballad singer Michael Bolton.

The video for the song premiered on YouTube on May 7, 2011 and was also featured on Saturday Night Live the same evening. Additionally, the song appears on The Lonely Island's sophomore album Turtleneck & Chain. The song became the most viewed video on YouTube for May 9, 2011, with over 4.3 million views.

The Lonely Island ft. Michael Bolton - Jack Sparrow Video

The Lonely Island - Jack Sparrow Lyrics featuring Michael Bolton

[INTRO]
Intercom: Guys Michael Bolton is here
Andy: Oh great, send him in.
Michael: Hey guys
All: Hey thanks for coming.
Andy: How's it goin'?
Michael: I'm really sorry I'm late I just got caught up watching the Pirates of the Caribbean marathon...
have you seen those things?
All: Oh yeah, those are great.
Michael: Well I listened to your track and I loved it, and I wrote you this big, sexy hook I think you're gonna really dig.
Andy: Oh wow, that's great. You wanna just lay it down?
Michael: Boys lets get to it (to it to it to it)

[ANDY]
Here we go
Uh, Lonely Island, Michael Bolton (Michael: YEAH)
The night starts now
On track
The boys are back
The night starts now
The night starts now, baby, roll with us
Chickies snappin' at the neck when we rollin' up (Michael: Rollin'up!)
Club front doors ain't no holdin' up
Black card at the bar like I gives a fuck (Michael: Come on!)

[JORMA]
It's The Lonely Island
Welcome to the set
Some fellas lookin' jealous
Play that back and get wet (Michael: YEAH YEAH)
??? at my waist shank in my sock
You either get cut get stuffed or get shot

[MICHAEL]
This is the tale of Captain Jack Sparrow
Pirate so brave on the seven seas (Andy: What?)
A mystical quest to the isle of Tortuga
Raven locks sway on the ocean breeze

[AKIVA]
Yeah, that was kinda weird but we're back in the club
Buyin' out the bar so the groupies show us love (Michael: Keira Knightley!)
A fifth of ice man
I'm the top gunna
Heater on blast
I'm the number one stunna (Michael: Jack Sparrow!)

[ANDY]
Watch your girl because I ain't your mister nice guy
More like the meet ya take you home and fuck you twice guy
All dressed up with nowhere to run
I know I make you feel crazy when I-

(Michael: Now back to the good part!!!)

[MICHAEL]
One day he was born
He yearned for adventure (Andy: NO!)
Oh Captain Jack (Jorma: Yeah)
...
He's the pauper of the surf
The jester of Tortuga
But in Davy Jones locker
What lies in store? (Akiva: Yeah, we've seen the movie)

[ANDY]
Put your hands in the air
And say hell yeah

[MICHAEL]
Captain Jack (Andy: What?)
Johnny Depp (Andy: No)

[JORMA]
From the front to the back
Saying we count stacks c'mon

[MICHAEL]
Davy Jones (Jorma: Nope)
Giant squid (Jorma: Wrong)

[AKIVA]
Michael Bolton, we're really gonna need you to focus up

[MICHAEL]
Roger that let me try it with another film (Andy: Wait)
Life is a box of chocolates and my name is Forrest Gump (Andy: Not better)
Though I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed
I give Jenny all my love (Akiva: Come ON)
Okay, then I'm a legal aid
Erin Brockovich is my name (Akiva: Oh god)
Then you can call me Scarface
Snortin' mountains of cocaine (Andy: It doesn't matter)
You cockroaches wanna play rough?
Okay, I'm reloaded! HA HA!
This is the tale of Tony Montana
This is the tale!
Cool ??? flame
With Miami ???
European wife
Your coke is polluted
This whole town's a pussy
Just waiting to get fucked
Just waiting to get fucked! (Andy: Okay it turns out Michael Bolton is a major cinephile)
You complete me (Andy: Yeah, yeah okay)

Song Information

Released May 7, 2011
Recorded 2011
Genre Comedy hip hop
Length 3:07
Label Universal Republic Records
Writers ndy Samberg, Akiva Schaffer, Jorma Taccone, Michael Woods
Producer Michael Woods
Get this song at:
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amazon.com

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Author: Michael Woods, Akiva Schaffer, Andy Samberg, Jorma Taccone

Composer: ?

Publisher: Universal Republic Records

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Released in: 2011

Language: English

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