(feat. Justin Timberlake)
Hey girl I got somethin' real important to give you 

So just sit down and listen 

Girl you know we've been together such a long long time (such a long time) 

And now I'm ready to lay it on the line 

(Wooow) You know it's Christmas and my heart is open wide 

Gonna give you something so you know what's on my mind 

A gift real special, so take off the top 

Take a look inside -- it's my dick in a box 

Not gonna get you a diamond ring 

That sort of gift don't mean anything 

Not gonna get you a fancy car 

Girl ya gotta know you're my shining star 

Not gonna get you a house in the hills 

A girl like you needs somethin' real 

Wanna get you somethin' from the heart 

Somethin' special girl 

It's my dick in a box, my dick in a box babe 

It's my dick in a box, my dick in a box girl 

See I'm wise enough to know when a gift needs givin' (yeah) 

And I got just the one, somethin' to show ya that you are second to none 

To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress 

It's easy to do just follow these steps 

1: Cut a hole in a box 

2: Put your junk in that box 

3: Make her open the box 

And that's the way you do it 

It's my dick in a box... my dick in a box babe 

It's my dick in a box, my dick in a box girl 

Christmas; dick in a box 

Hanukkah; dick in a box 

Kwanzaa; a dick in a box 

Every single holiday a dick in a box 

Over at your parent's house a dick in a box 

Mid day at the grocery store a dick in a box 

Backstage at the CMA's a dick in a box (yeah-wow-wow-wow-wow-wow) 

a dick in a box...