He's the alphabet pony
He's the alphabet pony

Phony monkey, toy money, lose end soda hands
Pink plastic Jesus on the dashboard
Just say it

He's the alphabet pony
He's the alphabet pony

No fun, not happy, got no money, need a friend
A volcano dish on a mountaintop to live it

He's the alphabet pony
Oh, he's the alphabet pony
He's the alphabet pony
Oh, he's the alphabet pony

Cancel Sunday
Cancel Monday
Don't look at me
I've been running on a no-tomorrow road at great speed
N-n-n-need a punch
A pop a bang
A different song
Like a nice new home
Needs a mean stray dog

Yeah
He's the alphabet pony
Oh, he's the alphabet pony
He's the alphabet pony
He's the alphabet pony

Oh, we go up down
Up down, up down town again
We like the walk the talk
Don't stop and fall into the quicksand
Sharp teeth, dry heat
Can't breach, too many sins
Don't forget my cigarettes
And get something that we can drink

He's the alphabet pony
Oh he's the alphabet pony
He's the alphabet pony
He's the alphabet pony