Let me tell you ‘bout Misty Brown



Hey ho, heave her around!



She was a whore of high renown



Way hey heave her around boys

Man your line boys and heave her around!



She was fat and she weren't pretty



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She'd do it all for less than fitty



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In Portsmouth town she staked her claim



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Sailors a smilin' was her game



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In blew Jack with the Seven Year Itch



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He's looking for Misty says, “Where's that…'



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Jack found Misty down at the pier



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He threw her a thousand with a leer



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Now Jack's dead at Misty's place



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Least he died with a smile on his face



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Now that's the story of Misty Brown



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She was a whore of high renown



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