Zombies out of the earth, Vampires out of the night

Ghosts comin’ through walls, Killer slash with a knife

Séance candles go out, the Ouija Board’s a flake

There’s no Holy Water, the Exorcist is late…



WANTED: Horror Movie Hero, make Evil pay!

You gotta work nights and a few holidays

Weapons not provided, you start at the full moon,

Experience preferred, the sequel’s coming soon!



Killer’s in the house, and the light switch doesn’t 

work

You found your friends all dead, the Slasher goes 

berserk

If you passed the front door to get away upstairs

Then the Hero is the answer to all your prayers



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Play with a puzzle box or meet a rabid dog

If you’re trapped in the closet or caught out in the 

Fog

The Hero always knows that Horror Movie Law,

When the going gets tough, the tough get a chainsaw!



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A hockey mask, a Shatner mask, head full of pins

Razor claws on a glove or a leathery grin

With Carpenter, Raimi, Craven and Barker too,

Our Hero’s sure got one helluva job to do!



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