Oh Doctor you must help me
I'm completely desperate
I can't close my eyes at night
Because I'm afraid that I'll end up dead
Should I read the signs I'm seeing
Is this reality or fear?
Every day is a new disease
And I seem older every year

Oh Hypo Hyphochondria 
Why do you hunt me so?
I keep bumping into you wherever I may go
I've had many scary nightmares
But you're the worst I had by far
Oh No-one ever scared the living hell out of me
Like my Hypochondria
Oh Hypo Hypochondria 
Ha Hypo Hypochondria Haha
My Hyphochondra
Oh Hypo Hypochondria 
Ha Hypo Hypochondria Haha
Hypochondria

Oh doctor you must help me
Said a man with a shaky voice
I fear that I'm infected by any virus of your choice
Could I have some mental illness, is this insanity perhaps?
Because every time she comes around
I totally collapse?

I said Hypho Hypho Hyphochondria
What have you done to me?
You have put me up there for the whole wide world to see
He had many bossy woman
She was the worst he had by far
Oh No-one ever dominated him the way she did
His Hypochondria
Oh Hypo Hypochondria 
Ha Hypo Hypochondria Haha
My Hyphochondra
Oh Hypo Hypochondria 
Ha Hypo Hypochondria Haha
Hypochondria
Oh Hypo Hypochondria 
Ha Hypo Hypochondria Haha
My Hyphochondra
Oh Hypo Hypochondria 
Ha Hypo Hypochondria Haha
Hypochondria
Oh Hypo Hypochondria 
Ha Hypo Hypochondria Haha
My Hyphochondra
Oh Hypo Hypochondria 
Ha Hypo Hypochondria Haha
Hypochondria