A Valentine's Day party, 

I didn't think you'd show. 

You don't like making entrances alone. 

You've got a new friend. 

You've got a new friend. 

Likes to go to movies.

Likes to drink red wine. 

Sounds familiar, better hold on tight:

a film school drunk can be so hard to find. 



You got a new friend.

You got a new friend. 

And the two of you don't ever seem to part… 



You got a new friend ooh. 

You got a new friend, now I'm the odd man gone. 



You got a new friend.

You got a new friend, I know. 



And your mom's got you convinced that he's the one.

He's all you need, so forget me – marry him at once.

But if you ever change your mind…

I could still buy that box of wine. 

I still have your copy of Harold and Maude. 



But you got a new friend.

Yeah, you got a new friend.