Well just slow down come on Lupe Brown

Tell Desdemona that I'm ready to leave

Well she's nothing much to look at and she's hard to believe

Don't go down throw your arms around

Every little psycho that you happen to see

Well you meant everything to them 

But you meant nothing to me



Well you're girlfriend made me itch

And though I'll keep you in mind I would be happy to switch

I don't know where you got that voice

I would sell you to London if you gave me the choice



Check those old clothes and those red bows

Though you're a scrawny pup I 

Would be happy just to cheer you up, oh yes



Well just slow down come on Lupe Brown

Tell Desdemona that I'm ready to leave

Well she's nothing much to look at and she's hard to believe

Don't go down throw your arms around

Every little psycho that you happen to see

Well you meant everything to them 

But you meant nothing to me



You got nothing I wish to steal

Cause I got nothing to give you on account of Lucille

She don't walk like a cripple should

Well she's Columbia's finest oh she's better than good



Wednesday's DJ's came in side ways

Yelling for the mother of the sister 

And the brother of Orla the tease



Well just slow down come on Lupe Brown

Tell Desdemona that I'm ready to leave

Well she's nothing much to look at and she's hard to believe

Don't go down throw your arms around

Every little psycho that you happen to see

Well you meant everything to them 

But you meant nothing to me