Look at the state of him

He's such a little scruff 

He can't be arsed with homework

Cause he's had enough

He always turns up late

And he doesn't give a damn

But when he comes back home

He's mommy's little lamb



He's mommy's little soldier

And he really is the pits

He gets worse as he gets older

He really gives me the fits

He's mommy's little soldier

And he never gets the blame

Always getting bolder

Mom loves him just the same



He can't cross the road

Without causing a big scene

He's always really gobby

And never ever clean

He's learning the guitar

And he never plays it right

But when I try to teach him

It ends up in a fight



He's mommy's little soldier

And he really is the pits

He gets worse as he gets older

He really gives me the fits

He's mommy's little soldier

And he never gets the blame

Always getting bolder

Mom loves him just the same



Cause he's a little soldier

Yeah he's a little soldier

He spikes his hair in school

So his teachers call him Sid

They keep him after lessons

Cause he's a vicious kid



He's mommy's little soldier

And he really is the pits

He gets worse as he gets older

He really gives me the fits

He's mommy's little soldier

And he never gets the blame

Always getting bolder

Mom loves him just the same



He's mommy's little soldier

And he really is the pits

He gets worse as he gets older

He really gives me the fits