[Christmas:]
Race, race, race and pivot
I could do that with a Honda Civic
Where do you belong,

Chase, chase, chase the girl
I could get her with a string of pearls
Where do you go, maybe Tokyo

[Ian:]
He's got the money
To buy the blue car
He just needs a ride
To the dealership
1996

I can see my fiancee
In the passenger side
I got a bad suspicion
They're planning a Florida trip.

[Christmas:]
One, two, three kids
The handsome one's in showbiz
I've always been sort of a hotshot
From the floor

Place, place, place your bets
Better watch your mouth
I could break your neck
I'll race the nation toward Celebration

[Ian:]
There's a confrontation
At the Wonderbread warehouse downtown
Security cameras are mounted on the gate
1998

Three shots in the windshield
Four in the passenger side
Now there's mass confusion
Clogging up the interstate

[Christmas:]
Race, race, race and pivot
I could do that with a Honda Civic