The Fall

The Fall - M.h.'s Jokes lyrics

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[MES is the one swearing a lot] 



Anyway, this guy goes "Fuckin 'ell, you don' 'alf complain for an eleven year old do you?" 



ooooohhhh 



-That machine is nice 



-Fuck off it took me ages to get that, yeah 



-I want that machine 



-Yeah what yeah right, 



-clean joke 



-Wuh 



-If I tell a good clean joke, can I have that? 



-No you fuckin can't 



-I want it, honest 



-You can't have it 



-There's no VUs coming up there at all. Is it supposed to have VUs on it? 



-No, it's not. 'S fuckin' my machine, that. Keep your hands off it. 



-It's your machine. It's a VU-less machine. Sure it's recording, Mark? Better turn the volume up. OK, what d'you call a guy with a spade in his head? Doug. 



-Jesus, that's pathetic. 



-What d'you call a guy who's been dead and buried for 30,000 years? Pete. (nervous laugh) Come on, then, astound me with your wit, Mark. 



[Cut] 



-Come on, rewind it, let's see what you had to say. 



-Erm, we've been through this before, haven't we? 



-Right I'll do it for the tape like all them other bands do, like we've done it once, but the cameras weren't rolling 



-Nah, I'm thinking of my joke actually. 



-So I'm reading Frank Zappa, right, it's an au- it's a biography by Frank Zappa 



-Right [MES totally disinterested] 



-And - errrr - it's 1988, I go tup to 1988 and the book is about how many things he released, when he released it 



-Hrrrrrrghhhhhm 



-How many offshoots and all this shit, and all of a sudden I'm realising, errr 



-More interested when you were talking about Napoleon actually
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