I'm a Mummy

I scare people

Look what happens when I walk up to somebody

I'm a Mummy

I was born one thousand nine hundred and fifty nine years ago

Look what happens when I walk up to somebody

I don't try to scare people

I really came back to meet Paul McCartney

But people run from me

Watch what happens when I walk up to somebody

I wish there was someone somewhere that wasn't scared of me

I'm a Mummy

Hide quick a Mummy

Watch what happens when I walk up to somebody

Aaaah!

I don't try to scare people

But look what happens when I walk up to somebody

I'm a Mummy

Skinny Mummy

You don't scare me

What's happening here?

You're not mad enough

Skinny Mummy

I'm a fifth element

My daddy was a mummy too

They were born one thousand and sixty six nine hundred years ago

But look what happens when I walk up to somebody

Mercy

I'm outta here