The minute I get out of my tent,

My garden is covered with cement.

The minute I went,

A Radio was blasting outside. [Radio One]

Asterisk.

[Treats life as dark.]

Said I'm a handyman.

He was a handyman.

It was a handyman.

He was handyman.

I said what you doing round the crib?

Said I'm a handyman

I saw you chatting to my wife

Between the light and door.

It was a handyman

And the minute I got outta my tent....

Go out.

Ha ha.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha....

They have cheese.

Not me.

It was a handy a-handy a-handy man

So this is talk to yourself.

You try [to get a callender]

Just bang around

Just bang around .

Ha ha ha ha.

And it does not cut me down.

And Sunday nights don't count anymore.