There was beer all over the dance floor 
And the band was playing rhythm and blues 
You got down and did the gator 
And half an hour later
You were barfing all over your girlfriend's shoes

But the Greeks don't want no freaks
The Greeks don't want no freaks 
Just put a little smile on them rosy cheeks, 
'Cause the Greeks don't want no freaks 

(GATOR!!) 

She was the pride and the passion of Dixie 
She did exactly what her daddy had planned
She was a perfect little sister 
Until somebody missed her
And they found her in the bushes with the boys in the band 

But the Greeks don't want no freaks 
No, the Greeks don't want no freaks 
So put a great big smile on them rosy cheeks
'Cause the Greeks don't want no freaks 

No, the Greeks don't want no freaks 
Said, the Greeks don't want no freaks 
Just put that monster smile on them rosy cheeks 
'Cause the Greeks don't want no freaks 

No, the Greeks don't want no freaks
Ah...