I wanna be a unabomber

History teacher you're a goner

It's no fun to sit at home

Watching 90210

(Oh yeah) Oh no

(Oh yeah) Oh no


I hate all the kids at school

They all think that they're so cool

They just like to sit and taunt me

Turn those kids into salami


(Oh yeah) Oh no

(Oh yeah) Oh no


Where's my friend she (I don't know)

Maybe it's between your toes

(She said Monday ???)

Looks like your head ???


I wanna be a unabomber

History teacher you're a goner

It's no fun to sit at home

Watching 90210