Sixteen military wives,

Thirty-two softly focused, brightly colored eyes,

Staring at the natural tan,

of thirty-two gently clenching, wrinkled, little hands.



Seventeen company men,

Out of which only twelve will make it back again.

Seargeant sent a letter to five,

Military wives, his tears drip down to ten little eyes.



Cheer them on to their rivals

Cause America can, and America can't say no

And America does, if America says it's so

It's so



And the anchorperson on TV goes...

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Fifteen celebrity minds

Leading their fifteen sorted wretched checkered lives

Will they find the solution in time

Using their fifteen pristine moderate liberal minds?



Eighteen academy chairs

Out of which only seven really even care

Doling out a garment to five

Celebrity mimes, they're humbly taken by surprise



Cheer them on to their rivals

Cause America can, and America can't say no

And America does, if America says it's so

It's so



And the anchorperson on TV goes...

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Fourteen cannibal kings

Wondering blindly what the dinner bell will bring

Fifteen celebrity mimes

Served on a leafy bed the sixteen military wives



Cheer them on to their rivals

Cause America can, and America can't say no

And America does, if America says it's so

It's so



And the anchorperson on TV goes...

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