The Dead Milkmen

The Dead Milkmen - Moron lyrics

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(Dead Milkmen)
                    Performed By Dead Milkmen
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Hangin' out in the comode
Listening to Depeche Mode
You look like some kind of toad
Why are you a moron?

Got a skateboard "gnarly rad"
With money from you mom and dad
Take a bath cause you smell bad
Why are you a moron?

Walkin' down old south street
Say "Hello" to the kids you meet
If knowing you is such a treat
Why are you a moron?

Got kicked out of public school
Make a waste of our gene pool
Face it asshole you're a fool
Why are you a moron?

"I'm staring at a wall going nothing at all
Gotta get outta here I could use some beer
Wish I could get some beer
I could use some beer tonight"

In and out of trendy clubs
With a pair of day-glo gloves
You're the only one you love
Why are you a moron?

Tell use you got something to say
Then bore us with your anarchy
We just wish you'd go away
Why are you a moron?

A trendy losers what you are
It's your scene are you're the czar
I'd like to see you covered with tar
Why are you a moron?

Creeps like you should be wiped out
You've got a face just like a trout
Listen to everybody shout
Why are you a moron?

"I'm following the trend 'cause I wanna
have some friends.  I want to be somebody.
Don't wanna be a 'nobody'.  I wanna be
with someone tonight."

I swear that you are Hitler's clone
Spread disease wherever you roam
Got the brains of a garden gnome
Why are you a moron?

Voted for Reagan not once but twice
And think that Jerry Farwell's nice
Do you keep your brain on ice?
Why are you a moron?

In the end you're all alone
No one calls you on the phone
Got no job you've got no home
Why are you a moron?

Hangin' out in the comode
Listening to Depeche Mode
You look like some kind a toad
You're just a fucking moron!

"I'm freezing up inside.  All my brain cells
have died.  Gonna get out of here.  I'm
gonna get out of here.  I'm gonna get out of here tonight.

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"Hush little baby don't say a word   :  "I woke up, can't wait to eat
 And never mind that noise you heard :   Got my cereal, boy I was beat
 It just the beasts under your bed   :   Opened the fridge and to my dismay
 In your closet in your head!!!"     :   There was no milk my mother will pay
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Publisher: The Dead Milkmen, Golf Pro Music

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Released in: 1986

Language: English

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