By: The Bloodhound Gang
from the album "One Fierce Beer Coaster"
Tabbed by Jesse, bassist for Blank Interface

The whole song can easily be played just on the E)

Verse (This is played a lot after Jimmy talks)

E--55555555--00000000--55555555--00000000--

Verse Variation (This is only when the verse
sounds a bit different)
E--55555555--77777777--

Riff 1 "I can go to Land of Make-Belive..."
E--55555555--77777777-99999999-1212121212121212--

Prechorus "But in the end, I still have no friends"
E--55555555-77777777-00000000-77777777----

Chorus (The "do do" part)
E--555555555555555--0000000000000000-----

Riff 2 "Your best friend is you..."
E--55555555--00000000-55555555--77777777-

That's pretty much it. There is distortion, if liked
on the chorus and Riff 1, but it's not necessary.
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Lyrics

Verse 1: Knock, knock, Mr. Rodgers
It's Mr. McFeely
I brought you a letter
speedy delivery
Mr. McFeely
if there's postage due
you can go f$#% yourself
and Captain Kangaroo

Riff: I can go to land of make-believe
and I can pretend

Prechorus: But in the end I still have no friends

Chorus: Dodododododododododo.....

Verse 2: Mr. Rodgers
I like your cardigan sweater
Mr. McFeely
shut up and give me my letter
I don't want to talk to you
don't you understand
why are you inside my house?
You're just my f$#%ing mailman

Riff 1:

Prechorus:

Chorus(2x):

Riff 1:
Prechorus:
Riff 1:
Prechorus:

Chorus:

Riff 2: Your best friend is you
I'm my best friend too
we share the views
and hardly ever argue

Eat Spam from the can
Watch late-nite C-SPAN
and rock out to old-school
Duran Duran