Only listen if you're blue
 If you are married and you are happy
 This song is not to do with you

 If you're listening at your work place
 Feeling small amongst the men
 Do not sing this to your workmates
 This song is not to do with them

 But if you're sitting on a barstool
 Wondering what on earth to do
 Don't let them tell you no-one cares
 This songs one especially for you

 If you are listening on your radio
 Smiling while you drive along
 Tune the band into another
 Because this song is not your song

 If you're working as a DJ
 Leave this record in it's sleeve
 Cause this ones not for general airplay
 This song's for the day she leaves

 If you've bought this and you're sinking
 And I think that you know who
 It matters not the mouth thats singing
 This song's one especially for you

 So this goes out to the lonely
 So this goes out to the sad
 And it goes out to the only
 One you felt you ever had

 If you're there in total darkness
 With a letter in your hand
 Do not bother with the letter
 lust listen to the band

 So only buy this if you're lonely