We have a fight
 We flip a coin
 To see who's right

 Why do we have to gamble just to see who's right?
 Why can't we arbitrarily resolve a fight?
 But with you're style of gamblin' there's no chance to win
 That's how it is, and that's the way it's always been

 Heads, you win
 Tails, I lose
 Heads, you win
 Tails, I lose
 Bad news

 If we were playing cards you'd be the one to deal
 You'd play with loaded dice and fix the roulette wheel
 You pick 'em at the races like I've never seen
 And then you make me pay off like a slot machine

 ~CHORUS~

 Oh well, match me honey (match me honey)
 Take my money (take my money)
 You know the odds are your's (flip it baby)
 So flip the coin

 I'm gonna make some changes with this gamblin' game
 From now on I'm the dealer and I'll do the same
 I'll load my dice and stack the deck and fix the odds again
 So if you want to flip to see who's right I know I'll win

 ~CHORUS~

 Oh well, match me honey (match me honey)
 Take my money (take my money)
 You know the odds are your's (flip it baby)
 So flip the coin

 I'm gonna make some changes with this gamblin' game
 From now on I'm the dealer and I'll do the same
 I'll load my dice and stack the deck and fix the odds again
 So if you want to flip to see who's right I know I'll win

 ~CHORUS