And stuck my board in the sand
 And then up in my Woody
 To a hamburger stand
 And when I got back
 My nine five board was gone

 She said yeah she said
 (Finders keepers)
 Finders keepers
 (Losers weepers)
 Losers weepers
 (Finders keepers)
 Finders keepers
 Finders keepers, losers weepers

 I saw a Hodaddy
 Paddlin' out by the pier
 Well he musta got my board
 'Cause mine isn't here
 But I know how to fix him
 I'll just raise that meatball flag

 ~CHORUS~

 He took off on a swell
 When he saw the flag
 He's just a crazy Hodaddy
 Pullin' some kind of gag
 He went over the falls
 And now my board's
 Coming back to me

 ~CHORUS~

 That'll teach him to mess with my board
 Next pass next time .