I am your undisputed king of bad directions

We rarely made it to the place I knew we'd shine

I cannot read straight lines

I misinterpret signs at crucial times



But here we are...

Once in a while I get it right I'm due sarcasm

Once in a while some hindsight will show me where I am



I am your all time faulty social carburator

Depending on the climate I sputter, spurt, or stall

My way of building walls, 

I build'em way too tall, screening calls



'Cause here we are

Once in a while I get it right I'm due sarcasm

Once in a while some hindsight will show me where I...



If chemistry were currency, 

you'd have enough to walk out on me

You'd have enough to walk out on me

Once in a while, it's only once in a while



Once in a while I get it right I'm due sarcasm

Once in a while some hindsight will show me where I am

Once in a while I get it right I'm due sarcasm

Once in a while some hindsight will show me where I am

show me were I am, show me where I am