Lazy BoySeven o'clock the suns comin' up
But I don't feel like waking up
Pourin' water on my head
Ain't gonna get me outta bed
I don't wanna cut the grass
I'd rather kick your fucking ass!
I am just a lazy slob
I just don't wanna get a job
I'd rather just drink beer all day
To help me pass the time away
I don't wanna cut my hair
If you don't like it I don't fucking care