Here comes Mister Five by Five
 He's one of those big, fat, bouncin' boys
 Solid avoirdupois

 Mister Five by Five
 He's five feet tall and he's five feet wide
 He don't measure no more from head to toe
 Than he do from side to side

 Mister Five by Five
 Got fifteen chins and a line of jive
 He's a mellow old cat, a real hep fat
 He be Mister Five by Five

 That man can really jump it for a fat man
 The only trouble is there's no way of knowin'
 Whether he's comin' or goin'

 Mister Five by Five
 He's slightly plump on the solid side
 He don't shake it no more from head to toe
 Than he do from side to side

 Mister Five, Five by Five
 He's five feet tall and he's five feet wide
 Slightly plump and he can jump
 'Cause he's a mellow old fat and a real hep cat

 Mister Five by Five
 He's five feet tall and he's five feet wide
 He doesn't measure no more from his head to his toe
 Than he do from side to side

 Mister Five by Five-feet-five
 He's slightly plump on the solid side
 He doesn't measure no more from head to toe
 Than'll he do from side to side

 Mister Five,  Mister Five,  Mister Five
 He be just little Mister Five by Five