Yeah

He never done too good

When he's in high school

Ahhh

He never even talked

To a popular girl

Yeah

He just hung around

Down at the drive-in

Honkin on his horn

An drinkin Pearl

Beer

But he's a Future Farmer of America

Yeah

Blue Jacket pride

Of the FFA

And

He's the future father

Of some president

Who'll be another pain-in-the-ass

For the U S of A

He'll be another pain-in-the-ass

For the U S of A