You say you suffer from low self-esteem
Trouble relating to other human beings
Can't find a way to give your life meaning
It's such a drag, well maybe your just dreaming.
You need some time or a long vacation
Change your number- don't give it to relations
Don't spend your life like some investigation
Change your religion, maybe take up meditation
When something's broke, then you fix it
You got a monkey on your back, you 86 it
If you're the kind of guy that won't let sleeping dogs 
lie
Something's broke you better fix it
You need a flag, maybe a motto
Buy you a condo, one that's near a grotto
Sing with passion, dress with bravado
Move to Italy, once you win the lotto
Maybe the ozone changed our dimension
Too many waves from all the televisions
I think my cell phone is affecting me too
It's like amnesia and a permanent deja-vu
This ain't Kansas and you ain't Toto
Try not to worry, it'll only make you loco
Is it the town or all your friends
In every twelve step program that there's ever been.
You need a match, you want a smoke
You want a drink but you know you're flat broke
You know the feeling, it's just frustration
It's the testing of your will and your own determination