Tenacious D
Tenacious D - Spiderman lyrics
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This is a song Spiderman, Spiderman Does whatever a spider can Is he strong? Listen bud He has the radioactive blood Hey there! There goes the Spiderman Ohhh!!!!! Is he strong? Listen bud He has the radioactive blood Can swing from a thread? Take a look overhead Hey there! There goes the Spiderman Ohhh!!!!! David Dark comin at 'em He's got fucking ultimate fighting championship moves! Here comes Spidey He's not fucking really Spidey His moves didn't work because he's fucking Spidey! Spiderman doesn't look right He looks like cheap ass! Spidey wearing the nike shoes I can see in the fucking BVDs Outline...oh fuck Stay totally still! Stay totally still It's fucking sassafrassquatch! I've been searching for him for ten years And now's my chance to capture him I'm not moving on...fuck! He's using the web! He's using the web! Using the Spidey! He's freezing the auidence! He's using the fucking Spidey Twa, it didn't hold 'em! It fucking holds almost everbody But it didn't work on Sass! He fucking used a Matrix move! He fucking used a Matrix move! Doosh! Ha! Wanna fucking bowl? What the fuck is going down? Somebody help us He's got the tranquilizer gun! David Dark's got the tranquil gun He shot him in the ass with tranquilizer gun But it didn't...(starts to laugh) Why's he have his cock out? That's not right! Here comes Sassafrass! He's fucking really pissed off Now what the fuck is happening tonight? It's looking like a fight! No! (starts to laugh a lot) You should've fucking known! Not to pull out your dick in front of Sass He'll rip that shit right off! Now you're fucking bummed What are you doing..no, no no Don't make him suck your chode! Ah Jesus! He's sucking on his fucking chode! He's gonna shoot your fucking load If I know Sassafrass! He's gonna shoot the load Ahh! That's non-dairy creamer! What the fuck? Thats bad news Bears. That's a lot of cum! That's way too much Sass cum Sassafrass...he hasn't fucking done enough He's dragging him by the foot! He's getting him in position I don't know what for! But I think it's finger licking! (laughs once again) The ultimate bomb, ya'll. Aww, no. The ultimate fighting championship He's flinging shit! And he's taking a dump Ah Jesus. Wait a second, he's got him tricked! The old stick for the fucking Sassafrass trick Works every time. See if you can keep him alive That rips. Life is a great big hang up. Whenever there's a bang up! You'll see Sassafrass and Spiderman! Taking a shit on David Dark!