Teenacious D - Fuck Her Gently


D              F#m
This is a song for the ladies
Em         A
But fellas listen closely
D                F#m
You don't always have to fuck her hard
Em                           A
In fact sometimes that's not right to do
D                       F#m
Sometimes you've got to make some love
Em                        A
And fuckin' give her some smoochies too
Bm                      G
Sometimes you've got to squeeze
Bm                          G
Sometimes you've got to say please
D                          A
Sometime you've got to say hey


           D        F#m
I'm gonna' Fuck you softly
Em                   A
I'm gonna' screw you gently
           D        F#m
I'm gonna' hump you sweetly
Em                  A
I'm gonna' ball you discreetly


Bm               G
And then you say hey I bought you flowers
D                A
And then you say wait a minute Sally
Bm            G
I think I got somethin' in my teeth
          Em
Could you get it out for me?
A
That's fuckin' teamwork


D                   F#m
Whats your favorite posish?
Em                               A
That's cool with me, it's not my favorite
                   D
But I'll do it for you
                    F#m
Whats your favorite dish?
               Em                             A
I'm not gonna' cook it but I'll order it from Zanzibar



    Bm                       G
And then I'm gonna' love you completely
    D                          A
And then I'll fuckin' fuck you discreetly
    Bm                         G
And then I'll fucking bone you completely
    F#m             Em    A  C  G  D
But then I'm gonna' fuck you haaaard
Bb5 C  D
Haaaaard

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Chords used:

- D    - xx0232
- F#m  - 244222
- Em   - 022000
- A    - x02220
- Bm   - x24432
- G    - 320033
- C    - x32010
- Bb5  - x133xx




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