Teenacious D - Fuck Her Gently


Pattern 1:

G-----------------|
D--0---4---2------| x2
A--------------0--|
E-----------------|

Pattern 2:

G-------------------------|
D------------------0------|
A--2-------2-----------0--|
E------3-------3----------|

Pattern 3:

G---------------------------------|
D----------0----------------------|
A--2-----------0---2-----------0--|
E------3---------------3---0------|

Pattern 4:

G-------------------------------------------------|
D----------0---------------4---2---------------0--|
A--2-----------0---2---------------0---3----------|
E------3---------------3-------------------3------|

Pattern 5:

G-------------|
D----------0--|
A--1---3------|
E-------------|


Intro:

This is a song for the ladies
But fellas listen closely

Verse:    Pattern 1

You don't always have to fuck her hard
In fact sometimes that's not right to do
Sometimes you've got to make some love
And fuckin' give her some smoochies too

Chorus:   Pattern 2

Sometimes you've got to squeeze
Sometimes you've got to say please
Sometime you've got to say hey

Verse:    Pattern 1

I'm gonna' Fuck you softly
I'm gonna' screw you gently
I'm gonna' hump you sweetly
I'm gonna' ball you discreetly

Chorus:   Pattern 3

And then you say hey I bought you flowers
And then you say wait a minute Sally
I think I got somethin' in my teeth
Could you get it out for me?
That's fuckin' teamwork

Verse:    Patttern 1

Whats your favorite posish?
That's cool with me, it's not my favorite
But I'll do it for you
Whats your favorite dish?
I'm not gonna' cook it but I'll order it from Zanzibar

Chorus:   Pattern 4

And then I'm gonna' love you completely
And then I'll fuckin' fuck you discreetly
And then I'll fucking bone you completely
But then I'm gonna' fuck you hard

Outro:    Pattern 5

Hard




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