We got a name for guys like you
Mr. Icecream, Mr. Icecream
Mr. Icecream you're so cold, Mr. Icecream

Smooth talking ladies' man
The time is come for me to tell you who and what I am
I ignored the danger sign, I held on to you tight
Just like the grapes cling to the vine

I was only seventeen, a virgin to your love
A stranger to your dreams
You talked about sincerity
You wanted most to turn me out exclusively

And baby, baby I was like a child
And then you tried to drive me wild
Baby, you never had time for me
We got a name for guys like you

I'm gonna call you Mr. Icecream
'Cause you're just too cold
I'm gonna call you Mr. Icecream
'Cause you're just too cold

I'm gonna call you Mr. Icecream
'Cause you're just too cold
I'm gonna call you Mr. Icecream
'Cause you're just too cold

Hey, Mr. Superfine
The time is come for me to lay it right here on the line
I'll give up the tenderness
All I ask of you is that I get my due respect
Give me my promise when I get home, baby

You're so sexy, sir, you're so beautiful
I mean, as far as lovers go
I need more than satin sheets
Sweet sincerity, I need your love for keeps

'Cause baby, baby, I'm a woman now
And you don't have to show me how
Baby, you better make time for me
We got a name for guys like you

I'm gonna call you Mr. Icecream
'Cause you're just too cold
I'm gonna call you Mr. Icecream
'Cause you're just too cold

I'm gonna call you Mr. Icecream
'Cause you're just too cold
I'm gonna call you Mr. Icecream
'Cause you're just too cold

Baby, baby, baby, drives me crazy
Baby, baby
Baby, baby, baby, drives me crazy
Baby, baby

You're too cold, baby
(Mr. Icecream)
Too cold, honey
(Mr. Icecream)
Too cold, sugar
(Mr. Icecream)
You're chilly child you know

Your love's too cold, baby
(Mr. Icecream)
Too cold, honey
(Mr. Icecream)
Too cold, sugar
(Mr. Icecream)
You're chilly child you know
Your love's too cold blooded

You're not too good to taste like ice cream
It's really good to taste like ice cream, child
We got a name for guys like you
You're not too good to taste like Ice cream
It's really good to taste like ice cream, child

So you say you wanna be an astro pop
You wanna rock to the rhythm up until you drop
Well, I laid this beat especially for you my dear
And it's guaranteed to rock you up until next year

I'm gonna chill you to my right on my right hand side
And then I'll chill you to my left on my left hand side
And when I meet you in the middle on the real deep freeze
Then I've chilled too cold 'cause I am LT

Mr. Icecream, Mr. Icecream man
Mr. Icecream
I'm chilly child you know my love is freezin'
Mr. Icecream, Mr. Icecream man
Mr. Icecream

I'm also goin' to taste like ice cream, boy
My love's too cold
It really, really taste like ice cream child
My love's too cold

My lips are goin' to taste like ice cream, yeah
My love's too cold
It really, really taste like ice cream child, boy
My loves too cold