[Intro: Tech N9ne]
What? Kjomd baby. What's kjomd? This right here
[Hook: Krizz Kaliko]
I'm kinda jealous of my dick sometimes. Cause its 
always on their mind. I'm kinda jealous of my dick 
sometimes for sure. Cause they seem to love you more, 
I'm kinda jealous of my dick you know, but it gets me 
what I need baby. I'm kinda jealous of my dick for sure 
cause they seem love you more than me baby
[Verse 1: Tech N9ne]
You ever been in a prediciment when you and your lady 
are fussin' and cussin' and she don't wanna deal with 
you but you pull out your dick and get to stickin' her 
and all of a sudden wanna chill and have a meal with 
you. Thats crazy right? She ain't even got a feel for 
you, all she want is the pecker to fetch her my telly 
wacker to break her back and no chatter when she mad at 
you no matter what kinda ill you do. My dick get all 
the love. So many women got jaws for blood they even 
give draws they kissin' balls but no kiss at all for 
mug. (hahh) I no my breath don't stink any more neglect 
and my chest go sink baby I want love and a kiss thang 
its pain but I'm sayin' I'm kinda jealous of my dick 
man
[Hook]
[Verse 2: Tech N9ne]
I can already see the call, they don't wanna be with me 
at all, they just wanna do D to balls. I shouldn't a 
ever let it be free to ya'll. Cause my heart be hurtin' 
but my private part be squrtin' I don't even get a 
touch it in spurts whenever I'm lookin' for love and 
sex be certain. I even have a lot sayin' I ain't givin' 
you none but I can suck you off. Damn! I don't think I 
would ever cut you off cause look at the crazy amount 
of nuts you lost but the all wanna bone me they don't 
want to get to know me they wanna dome me but I'm 
hungry for lovin' I never get because of my dick bitch 
I'm lonely
[Hook]
[Verse 3: Krizz Kaliko]
Kali Baby! It gets me in to problems and it gets me 
out. Gets me into arguments and don't even know what 
it's about. Call hime the Black n' Decker pecker he's a 
home wrecker drops 'em to they knees and he's a little 
chin checker. See its either him or me lately we 
becoming enemies only likely when I'm in between them 
and they say they love me when I'm in the V. I try to 
tell them get out and then they spit out and they 
scream my ding-a-ling they can't live without, abusein' 
my unit, just wish they love me more then my middle
[Outro: Krizz Kaliko]
I said you love me but I hate you, Fo' Sho'. You can't 
see me but I've watched you, kinda women that you love 
them, hoes, if there's a way to stop I don't, know, 
Kind of jealous (I'm kinda jealous of my dick you know) 
it's crazy crazy crazy, I'm kind of jealous (I'm kinda 
jealous of my dick for sure) My johnson, my unit, my 
peter, my trunk, my everything wrong, I'm kinsa 
jealous. Kinda jealous of my dick sometimes. Yeah..