I wish I was in Antwerp, I wish I had a fanclub
I wish I had a band called Kris
I wish I was a dandy, stealing off your panties
I wish I had a bloody fist

We are gangsters, we hang around
We are painters, we paint this town

I wish I had a bandwidth, streaming down the airwaves
I wish I was a judo kid
I wish I was director of the new Regina Spector
I wish I never starred in films

We are gangsters, we hang around
We are painters, we paint this town
No one to blame and no one around
We are gangsters, we hang around
We hang around
We hang around

I wish I was a gangster, looking out for Matlock
I wish I was a new wave miss
I wish I had a hamster who sings like the guy in Lambchop
I wish I was a phony... Swiss