Do you remember the day I leaned up against your car?                   
And it started rolling down the street
You screamed and ran after it
Tried to open the door and it ran over your foot
And I was too busy laughing on the ground to see 

It would take Brad Pitt to leave you
It takes five seconds to need you
And I'm mad at all the lovebirds 
Cause they don't know to play our song
I wish that pretty girls couldn't see you
Wish that all the road's would lead you
Right to me
Cause that's where you belong
Til Brad Pitt Comes Along 

Do you remember the time we watched Carrie
And you said it reminded you of me
And I threw the remote at you a
And you said "My point exactly"
Later on that night under the
Neon city lights you paid a homeless guy
To sing a song to me and

It takes five seconds to need you
And I'm mad at all the lovebirds 
Cause they don't know to play our song
I wish that pretty girls couldn't see you
Wish that all the road's would lead you
Right to me
Cause that's where you belong
Til Brad Pitt Comes Along 

You call me unlucky cause I
Lose everything
But I swear I'd be careful with it
If you gave me a ring

It would take Brad Pitt to leave you
It takes five seconds to need you
And I'm mad at all the lovebirds 
Cause they don't know to play our song
I wish that pretty girls couldn't see you
Wish that all the road's would lead you
Right to me
Cause that's where you belong
Til Brad Pitt Comes Along 
Til Brad Pitt Comes Along 
Woah Yeah Oh
Til Brad Pitt Comes Along