''Man this internet's something else"



[Verse]



Cuttin' it close 

Let the dishes turn green

Everyone chasin' their

Internet dream 



Some like it hot

In a triple X funk

Winnin' the auction

Turnin' money to junk



Cappin' the flag 

In a virtual dash

Skippin' your wedding

To play in a match



[Chorus]



Shut all the blinds

You mighta been seen

Sittin' alone 

With your internet dream



Winning the race

For your digital fix

Living your life

With a clickity-click 

(Repeat)



"So every day I swear

I'm gonna go to bed at like eleven. 

And all of a sudden its 4AM . . . 

And I was just watching Youtube and

reading Wikipedia for five hours. 

It's like MAN . . . you ask me the

next day. I can't even remember

what I was doin. Crazy." 



[Verse ]



[Chorus]



"I was talkin to my mom the other day

And she's like 'Oh, 

My computer's been acting up again!' 

So I'm thinkin she got a virus 

or something . . . 

And I'm like 'ok what's wrong?'

And she's like 'You know that bar that

you type the website in! It disappeared!

I can never remember how to get it back!'

I'm like 'ok Mom. We did this last week.' 

I love my Mom and Dad. "



[Chorus X 2]