Some do the River Dance

Some do the Salsa Dance

Some do the Chicken Dance

I do the Can't Dance



Some do the Square Dance

Some do the Circle Dance

Some do the Sun Dance

I do the Can't Dance



Gonna be goin out

Nobody findin' out

Makin' me bust a move?

I never got my groove 



[Chorus]

Do the Can't Dance

Can't Dance your pants off

Can't Dance

Show all your friends off

Can't Dance

Shakin' the club up

Can't Dance

Don't let the beat stop

Can't Dance

No one but you now

Can't Dance

Nobody knows how

Can't Dance

Make it your birthday

can't Dance

Make it your own way

[Repeat]



Hey! 



Everybody does the can't dance



I don't care what people say 



Grandma does the can't dance



Cool kids to the can't dance



Fido does the can't dance 



Some do the Fast Dance

Some do the Slow Dance

Some do the Tap Dance

I do the Can't Dance



Some do the Rain Dance

Some do the Snow Dance

Some do the Cool Dance

I do the Can't Dance 



Gotta be lookin' sweet

Cause you about to meet

Someone to make you happy

Don't wanna look like you're tacky



[Chorus]



Can't Dance



Can't Dance



Can't Dance