(chant) Kianna hates me!Kianna hates me!
She really really really
really hates me!
I don't know why
I don't know why
K-k-k Kianna
makes me cry
Kianna is this awesome girl from Nebraska (Na na na na 
na na)
I saw her eating a baked Alaska
she has a thing for ponies and unicorns
watch out now she's downloading dragon porn
Kianna I will cook you some cupcakes
I'll buy you anything you can't make
she has a 3 quarter sleeve of tattoos
now she's looking at leopards at the zoo
chorus: Ki-i-anna
looks just like her mama
Wears litttle boys pajamas
Como se llama?
She has a cute cat and his name is Hobbes
I wonder if she likes corn on the cob
not a faggy girl but a lover with soul power
she sings like rain and she yells like a thundershower
chorus: Ki-i-anna
doesn't like drama
listens to Nirvana
ne me quitte pas
Kianna please love me
Kianna please love me
Kianna please love me
Will you be my best friend(friend friend friend)
Forrrrrrr- ever and ever and ehehehver.
(whispered) I think right now I'll finish this pathetic 
song
It's getting just a bit too long
(yelled) I think right now I'll finish this pathetic 
song!
I think she hates me but I hope I'm wrong !
Na na na na na naaaa etc...