Jamie Williams-Pressnall is an alienGatorade-drinkin 
vegetarian
When Derek proposed she said she'd marry him
Then Neely put her in an aquarium
Ooh-ooh did she know how to swim
Ooh-ooh soggy Wheat Thins
Ooh-ooh she wants a diet soda
Ooh-ooh has she been to North Dakota?
Ponytail bouncin' all over the place
Gotta keep the hair out of her face
Tapdancing on a metal plate
Held to a box by duct tape
Ooh-ooh she listens to Wham?
Ooh-ooh she's their biggest fan?
Ooh-ooh I heard she stole street signs
Oooh-oooh, is she good at bustin' rhymes?
Fanny pack and tights walkin' down the street
Go over to Kianna's to watch Dawson's Creek
How much popcorn are you gonna eat?
She probably thinks that I'm a freak
Ooh-ooh can you see the dots on your guitar
Ooh-ooh she teaches art?
Ooh-ooh does she like surrealism?
Ooh-ooh watch out for botulism
Oh Jamie
Oh Jamie
You slay me
You slay me
Don't hate me
Don't hate me
Baby
Oh baby
Jamie