Hello ladies and gentlemen
Tanner Helms here
I'll be your tour guide for the next 20 minutes
Cause that's all you need is 20 minutes 
Right?

This CD is about ballet
So let's do it cliché.

See I got a loaded bodyguard
Cause I just came from the hospital
And what you don't know about me is that
I'm original

Well... I'll shut up now
BALLET!

I hope you enjoy the next few songs 
Compiled by yours truly
I am truly a dealer
Of healers that can make ballet dancers
Do prancers and all kinds of ish

Alright let's hit em off now
Come on come on

Hook Please...
Whoah whoah whoah...

This has been a mindless Tanner Helms Production