Look your doors 'cause Tankard's coming to your town

When we're drunk then we don't like to fuck around

Wicked thirst yet there is no beer to be found

Help us out or we will burn this town to the groung

Other bands will play but we all comes to drink

Unshowered entities that do nothing but stink

Fat and ugly, smelly pissed beynd belief

Gonna spew our vomit on your little piece



We're kings, kings of beer and love what's in out veins

Kings, kings of beer sombriety our pain

We're kings, kings of beer, kings of beer

Kings, kings of beer, kings of beer, kings



Do you really think that we are serious?

Think again, man, you must be delirious

Certan groups claim the have senn the light of day

But we're Tankard and have nothing to say

Other bands will play but we all comes to drink

Unshowered entities that do nothing but stink

What's the foos, did you need food for that small mind?



We're kings, kings of beer and love what's in out veins

Kings, kings of beer sombriety our pain

We're kings, kings of beer, kings of beer

Kings, kings of beer, kings of beer, kings



Look your doors 'cause Tankard's coming to your town

When we're drunk then we don't like to fuck around

Wicked thirst yet there is no beer to be found

Help us out or we will burn this town to the groung



We're kings, kings of beer and love what's in out veins

Kings, kings of beer sombriety our pain

We're kings, kings of beer, kings of beer

Kings, kings of beer, kings of beer, kings

We're kings, kings of beer, kings of beer

Kings, kings of beer, kings of beer, kings