One fine evening on earth 
We stood on stage and played 
When suddenly bright lightning 
Disturbed our glorious show 
Oh no! not again the alien! 
Oh pleaese, leave us alone! 
"No more space beer" he cried 
And begged us for our help 
He told us on his planet 
They're all about to die 
Frankfurt: we need much more beer desperately 
Answer quickly the brew's his destiny 
Frankfurt: we need much more beer desperately 
Answer quickly no beer for light years 
Talked to binding straight off 
They promised to supply 
Six million sixty six packs 
Stored in the green man's ship 
Lift off! Leaving solar system 
And we were all aboard 
Galaxy "Dog" we stopped 
The plasma drive broke down 
Bad luck, caught by space pirates 
They snatched our alcohol 
Frankfurt: we need much more beer desperately 
Answer quickly the brew's his destiny 
Frankfurt: we need much more beer desperately 
Answer quickly no beer for light years 
Two days later...Bingo! 
We tracked these scumbags down 
Hot laser beams, explosions 
Destroyed the Milky Way 
Stop! Halt! Give up and surrender 
Return the liquid gold! 
All is well that ends well 
Planet Beermuda waits 
Big Alien-Super-Party 
All drank up in one day 
Frankfurt: we need much more beer desperately 
Answer quickly the brew's his destiny 
Frankfurt: we need much more beer desperately 
Answer quickly no beer for light years