I have this little thing 

It's probably just a fling 

Two girls I like a lot 

I think they're really hot 



But I'm not sure if they know 

How my love began to grow 

It took a lot of time 

Right now it's solely mine 



Today 

I drew a mural of 

The things I'd like to love 

And where my heart resides 

Is with two girls with great eyes 



If they just give me a chance 

I'd show them what they want 

And teach them what they got 

I'd tickle each and every one of their fancies 

And I'd take the key to my heart and open it 

And let the love shine through 



CHORUS: 

Mary-Kate and Ashley 

I hope you understand 

That I love you a lot 

And I wanna be your man 

And I think 

That it'd be totally cool 

If I hung around your apartments 

And enrolled in your school 



Mary-Kate 

I saw you on TV 

You dressed up like a bee 

Reminds me of the time 

How it's gone and it's gone and it's gone 

It's sadness every day that passes without you 

And I really wanna really wanna really wanna 

Hold you both tight 

And tell you you're mine 

But instead I sing 



CHORUS 



Hello? 

Hello? 

Hello? 

Hey, I'm calling from Tally Hall and... 

Say that again...slowly. 

Huh? Hello?! 

Hello? 

Hey, I'm calling from Tally Hall and I... 

[dialtone] 



CHORUS 



I know that life without 

You and you 

Would be sad 

I know it'd be bad 



Mary-Kate and Ashley 

I hope you understand 

That your loveliness blossomed 

And I wanna hold your hands 

and I think 

That it'd be totally cool 

If I hung around your apartments 

and enrolled in your school 



CHORUS 



Once you learn to love me 

Life will be all right