Turn your TV on, take it in you
The show has begun, this you know
Now you rub your hands, high-def flashing
Visual stimulants, blunted smile

Sights that I'd like to show you
Come join me in my ride, psych,
I would love to know you!
Who are you? Just call me King Porn!

Suck in frequencies, stripped and naked
Take all-you-can-eat, you need more
Quick perversity, then you swallow
No virginity, zoom it in

Sights that I'd like to show you
Come join me in my ride, psych,
I would love to know you!
Who are you? Just call me King Porn!

King Porn,
Won't you just call me King Porn...
Won't you just call me King Porn...
Won't you just call me King Porn...
Won't you just call me...

Join us, come with us and take a seat on this ride
You won't believe it, so come on, come on...
Bloody blow-out with raw flesh on your left-hand side
Seasoned with pin-ups so come on, so come on...
Join us, come with us and take a seat on this ride
Don't want to leave it, so hold on, so hold on...
Violence well-done, so please turn your head to the right
Wrapped up in pop-ups so come on, so come on...

Sights that I'd like to show you
Come join me in my ride, psych,
I would love to know you!
Who are you? Just call me King Porn!