Make mine a Mini, shaken not stirred
Ain't it the best thing you ever heard
Countdown starting, engine's on
This is one, baby, that's built for fun

'Cause I got a Mini, Mini
What a Mini, Mini
I've done so many, many
Miles on the road, honey
I got a Mini, Mini
What a Mini, Mini
I've done so many, many
Miles on the road, honey

Better than Bardot and twice as hot
What I go, she has not
'Cause I'm so damn fast and she's so slow
My Mini, Mini is a real go, go

'Cause I got a Mini, Mini
What a Mini, Mini
I've done so many, many
Miles on the road, honey
I got a Mini, Mini
What a Mini, Mini
I've done so many, many
Miles on the road, honey

To hell with the devil I made my choice
Forget the Ferrari and the Rolls Royce
And if I ever get to heaven more dead than alive
All I need's a Mini and to drive, drive, drive

'Cause I got a Mini, Mini
What a Mini, Mini
I've done so many, many
Miles on the road, honey
I got a Mini, Mini
What a Mini, Mini
I've done so many, many
Miles on the road, honey

'Cause I got a Mini, Mini
What a Mini, Mini
I've done so many, many
Miles on the road, honey
I got a Mini, Mini
What a Mini, Mini
I've done so many, many
Miles on the road, honey