I was lost,
lost on the bypass road,
could be worse,
I could be turned to toad.

Won't you take me back to my hometown,
Take me back before I break down.
I say 'Oh, please return me,
will you ever return me,
will you ever return me,
just like Frankie Fontaine'.

I say 'Oh, please return me,
will you ever return me,
will you ever return me,
just like Frankie Fontaine'.
I wonder what can I do?

I was found riding an unicorn,
could be worse,
I could be backwards born.
Won't you take me back to my hometown,
Take me back before I break down.
I say 'Oh, please return me,
will you ever return me,
will you ever return me,
just like Frankie Fontaine'.

I say 'Oh, please return me,
will you ever return me,
will you ever return me,
just like Frankie Fontaine'.
I wonder what can I do?

Calm down and then leave me alone
Calm down and then leave me alone
Calm down and then leave me alone
Calm down and then leave me alone

I say 'Oh, please return me,
will you ever return me,
will you ever return me,
just like Frankie Fontaine'.

I say 'Oh, please return me,
will you ever return me,
will you ever return me,
just like Frankie Fontaine'.
I wonder what can I do