Initially established, way back when, is a club for all kinds of men
Even if they break just one heart, they've made the contribution, they're in
The club ain't hard to get into, many men have paid their dues
The hardest part is leaving, leaving is a one night too

Well, once you get inducted, there's no way out
Even if you wanted to leave
You're in the Heartbreaker's Hall of Fame now, baby
As tonight's main honoree

Well, I know my old high school boyfriend has his name on the wall
Well, he was even nominated for the Favorite New Jerk of all
I know it was grueling for him to try and not get elected by me
And now he's in the notable club as a master of ceremony

Well, once you got inducted, there's no way out
Even if he wanted to leave.
He's in the Heartbreaker's Hall of Fame now, baby
As tonight's main honoree
You're in the Heartbreaker's Hall of Fame now, honey
As tonight's main honoree