Lumpy, chunky, smells kinda funky

Addicted to the sickness I'm a toe jam junkie

Pull it out your toes, not out of your behind

Toe cheese goes well with a fine wine

Store it in a pickle jar, keep it in the pantry

Collecting all your jam makes your house look fancy

Scam all your jam as you jam to the beat

Dig deep into your big pteradactyl feet

And scrape it out, chisle, even polish it too

Toe jam, toe cheese, maybe even tofu

Take the real thing, not the imitation scam

Get into your feet and get into the jam