Marky Mark- (No talent sell-out punk.), 

Mall Survey People- (See: "Do You 

Piss in the Shower?"), 

Catherine Blossom- (She  is the person at Toad's in 

New Haven who is responsible for booking acts.  

When "Weird Al" Yankovic came there we contacted her 

to try to get the gig opening for him. We were the 

only group who wanted the gig. We were asking for 

thirty minutes on  stage, and told her we weren't 

interested in getting paid. We just wanted to 

perform. She didn't even have the professional 

courtesy to call us back and say no. She just ignored 

us and refused to return our calls. So on the night 

of the show "Weird Al" played with no opening act) 

Fab 5 Freddy- (He was one of the judges at a rap 

contest I was in several years ago. I was easily the 

crowd's favorite to win, but he voted for an 11-year-

old-Vanilla-Ice-lookalike-Bart-Simpson soundalike-

pudster named MC Loud. It's not the fact that I lost 

that bothers me. It's that I lost to the worst of 

all the contestants.)  

Tipper Gore- (PMRC- The 

Pre-Menstrual Recording Communists), 

Wesley Crusher- (He just annoys me.), 

Michael Jackson- (Ditto) 

That Woman in the Sprint Ads- (Can you say...obnoxious?), 

Macaulay Culkin- (I used to work in a video store. 

You'd hate him too if you had to look at 400 pictures 

of this little brat's face plastered all over the store.), 

Rush Limbaugh- (I think Da Other Asiatics said it best: 

"My rhymes are fat and stupid like Rush Limbaugh".) 

Hollywood Artists- (Hollywood Artists Record Company. 

They took my song "That's How I Like It" and totally 

wrecked it. It has to be heard to be believed. 

That whole incident was a scam. I'll spare you 

the details. Never trust a record company that [as I 

found out later] advertises in the National Enquirer.), 

Barney- (the fat, fascist, purple pedophile 

is single-handedly giving parody a bad name.)