{*a parody of The Fugees' song "Killing Me Softly"*}



Numbing my brain with that singer

Echoes for days in my head

Killing me slowly with this song

Killing me slowly with this song

Ruined my whole life with this tune

Killing me slowly with this song



Hi, you're tuned to WDUM, this is Moronic Mark.  

Comin' up this hour we got The Fuglies, and a 

little later we'll hear "Let's Do It" by The Polar 

Bears, then we'll probably hear The Fuglies again.  

If you've got something you'd like to hear, good 

for you.  Put it in your CD player.  And don't forget 

about our daily contest.  Give us a call and guess 

how many times today we're going to play this song.  

The person guessing closest to the actual number of 

plays without going over wins a crisp new 100 dollar 

bill printed right here in our studios.



I heard them play a dumb song

On WDUM

And then play a commercial

Then that same song again

And when the song was over

It echoed down my spine

Numbing' my brain with that singer (1 time)

Hear it for hours on end (2 times)

Digs in my brain like a pitchfork

Killing me slowly with this song

Goes on for hours in my head

Killing me slowly with this song



I felt nauseous and almost

Threw up in my hands

I thought I had a migraine

And then they played it again

I prayed that God would kill me

But I just kept on living

Numbing my brain with that singer (9 times)

Drops my IQ just a bit (12 times)

Killing me slowly with this song

Playing it over and over

Keeps going and going like that bunny

Killing me slowly with this song

(Yo, take it to the bridge...and throw it over the side)

(This song goes on, in fact it doesn't end

'Cause we're never gonna end the song )



Numbing my brain with that singer (87 times)

Don't even know all the words (142 times)

Threatened to blow up the station

That didn't stop them, or this song

Heard it that whole night in my sleep

Killing me slowly with this song

Numbing my brain with that singer...