(parody of "Perfection" by Run-DMC)



Infection's my job, I must be valiant

I'm a germ that was born with a natural talent

I enter your body then I put up a fight

No mistake I'll make you puke all night

I'll throw your body out of synch, your eyes'll turn pink

Your head'll swell, and your feet'll stink

My buddy's a tapeworm, make your stomach squirm

I'm a funky fresh germ that'll give you heartburn

My name is Mucus Rappincoccus this is where'll I'll stay

And if things are going steady you'll fart all day

Infection

Infection

Infection

Infection



You'll get a kidney stone, cancer of the liver

My buddy goes up your nose and it runs like a river

Your H.E.A.D. will feel like T.N.T.

You'll get strep, a yep, and missing teeth

I killed your dog, cat, your mouth, and rat

Your fly went bye-bye, now I'll make you fat

I'll infect your body just as fast as I can

And when I'm done you'll look like the Elephant Man

Infection

Infection

Infection

Infection



I may struggle, I won't quit

I'll find a new place and give you a zit

It takes hard work to make you feel like this

It's my job 'cause I'm an infectionist

Infection

Infection

Infection

Infection