Get dragged to places I don't wanna go

I stand around all day and then you know

I fall alseep standing up and hit my face on the floor

I'm bored



Sitting in a place I don't wanna be

Why in the world does this happen to me

Oh wow, oh gosh, oh golly gee

I'm bored



My blood pressure is at an all time low

My relation with my neighbor is status quo

There's nothing left to do but watch the grass grow

I'm bored



I'm bored, I'm bored, oh yes indeed

I'm bored, I'm bored, now can't you see

My life is filled with misery

I'm bored



I shoot down flies with a B.B. gun

I spend my spare time playing chess with a nun

Time sure flies when you're having fun

I'm bored



I sneezed and my hand got covered in goo

So now I can't do the German Boogaloo

OK homebody, now what are we gonna do

I'm bored



I'll stand on my head and play with my toes

Build a jigsaw puzzle from Cheerios

Use a needle and thread to pick my nose

I'm bored



I'm bored, I'm bored, can't think of no lines

I'm bored, I'm bored, can't think of no rhymes

So I'll just sit around and waste some more time

I'm bored